Chinese New Year

Happy Chinese New Year! I made a loss this year of the Pig... only 3 red packets standing, others were used to buy ice and to give my parents (as ang pao) cos I used all my money already and I was overlooked by two people sadly. Hopefully tomorrow I'll get some more, when my other relatives come avisiting.

Today started out a bit yucky. Not only did I work like a slave over the pot and at the sink, I got insulted by my cousins. I have a weight issue and to be constantly reminded about my overload of lard, someone has to keep repeating it over and over again, is heartbreaking. Almost like everytime he sees me, it's "you're so fat... you're not fat, you're just fatter than ever... sloth... fatso... fat-gu (fat auntie)..." wow, what a boost to my ego! Being cny, I had to keep my trap shut, so I conveniently went to the toilet to have a good cry and all my bloody make-up went blah. What a way to start the new year, but I can't say that I haven't been expecting it. Fat means fat.

And another cousin of mine told me I looked so matured now. What the hell did he mean my that?! Old? Haggared? What a blast balls, fat and old now at quarter life. Gee..... thanks man I think I can go jump now.

Angelina, Leslie and Sabrina.


Cheryl actually did her essay today. I was like, "huh, on new year? Wah lau take a break man!"


Watching Austin Powers in the small living room.


Dessert... yummy but I don't like it. white fungus with ginko nuts and lotus seeds made by my mother. No, that's Jamie's mom.
I never noticed Angel's sister sitting at the corner of my room or she'll be in this picture as well!


Crapo man, caught in the act of doing something unglam, like trying on Jamie's lipgloss. Thanks Jamie.

Old and Fat vs Youthful and Slim. That is despite the 1 year difference only.


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So pretty Jamie! A self portrait that I couldn't resist putting in. All my cousins and relatives look good, I wonder where my genes came from. Maybe I was really picked up from the dustbin!


Whoa, new gucci wallet from Keith man. Don't play play ah.


Slaves in the kitchen... my mother and my aunt.

Ah-bo slicing the fish for dinner at 3pm. Quite early for it but luckily we did everything early! Anyway the fridge was a goner.


Don't leave poor Jacky out of the celebrations. He didn't get any angpaos nor any attention either!

Cheryl looks soooooo good in this white cheongsam top! Slim ppl always look good >:(


Hahaha! Caught in the act too! So salah! Serves you right!


Gorgeous Jamie! I forgot to take pictures of her boyfriend!


My father decked in red. Red for luck!


Longevity fish


Moo Peck my favourite cousin who looked after me so wella nd took me thru this degree financially. I love u Peck, thanks!!

Cheryl and Angel

Angel and Hannah.

Super unglam backview man.


Hannah and her multitude of food.


The dinner feast. I helped ok?

Jamie's father, uncle Bobby.


Angel had to sit on the floor... Poor sweetie.


Kopi the invader from the neighbouring unit. Russell was somewhere around running in my house too.

The kitchen for dinner. Disaster area!



Trying to fit in to look good too!


The Foo- fighters.

The Foo- fighters again. All smart people.


The Han- solos. My father and I. I got the vertically challanged height from my mother and the size from my father. Of all the combinations.

This is what I look like now... after slogging like a dog and finishing at 12:50 am. Ta da! Try and find a nice one out of the 4! More slogging tomorrow man.. .. .. then work again sucks to the max!!! Everyone else has 3 days holidays! That's what you get from working in sales.

I put purple in my hair this time. It's the colour to DIE for now!


Ok so bye bye. I'm pooped to the max.

Chinese new year eve

Look at this gorgeous babe! The revamped Lambchop! What a beauty! She's so proud of her new basket. Hate the helmet though.. yuck.

The feasting has started! I've been waiting for this steamboat for days... I rushed home to help prepare the dishes and 've just stopped at 3am cooking tomorrow's food and rushing out to buy ice at 2am cos the refrigerator conked out. In the end, my mom had to admit that a bike a good for some things, so the ban from riding was lifted for 15 mins.. Thank god for the lamb's new basket. I won't be sleeping tonight for that 'longevity' thingy for my parents. Check out the food man.

Charge!!! See who gets the most food in the pot first!


I prepared them. Looks alright doesn't it? Nobody knows that I dropped the balls on the floor. Sssh!

I arranged them too..Cool huh? I'm housetrained. Anybody wants a part time wife? Fat and not so pretty but has a heart of gold..


I hope nobody gets diarrhea.. Wash the mouth! Can't say bad things on new year! Pui pui pui!


Cheers man, I hope you people have a prosperous new year!


This is where me and Jamie and the boys ate. No need so nice, just dump the food in one plate


Chay Hong, the beautiful mother my my 2 nephews and niece.

My mother found this fish cake in the shape of a star and ... bear? Cheryl there told me there even was a Pikachu and Hello Kitty shape too.. Looks so cute!

Jyh Howe, Jyh Hsien (meimei) and Jyh Hean, who's trying to run from the camera, unfortunately, being blocked by my mom. Hahaha!

Apparently the bear fish cake tasted better than the star one. "The star one tastes weird," Cheryl said.

The Sacrificial Pot


Food and more food! Dig my Virgin Island hahahaha!


Jamie not to be outdone, proves that she can wield the chopsticks better than anyone else. I called this pic, 'the sacrifice'... before it went into the pot.

Welcome home lambchop

Lambchop finally came home today after spending 3 months in the workshop cos I was too lazy to get her and I couldn't grip the clutch for nuts. In fact, I still can't grip the clutch for nuts! But she's beautiful now, a simple red with a little basket at the back, came complete with plastic utensils for a picnic! isn't that peach? Kinda queasy to ride again tho. I've missed her but... well, it's just me.

I attempted a jog just to get some stamina for capoeira and I can say one thing.... I'll not do it again. 10 minutes was enough for my body to tell me that I am so not cut out for this atheletic form. I sucked so bad that after 1 round, I was begging for a release much to a dog walker's amusement. I was gasping like a fish out of water and my lungs were on fire. I'll just keep to energetic jumps from now on.

BTW it's Valentines' Day people!!!!! Happy Valentines' to Eddy! I'm so sorry for making u get asthma again just now... I know you were mad at me. I'll not tickle u anymore.

Anger management and capoeira

I'm still hoping against hope that my stuff will reach Belgium. Even though that percentage of hope is like 0.001%, I'm still hoping. Fuck them, Singpost has already despatched the package to Brussels! Now what? It's can't have just disappeared?! From now on, it's Fedex for any things over there! I'm not throwing another $200+ into the wind, I'm not that stupid! I just hope that it'll come back to me if not heading towards Chris. Slap all their faces.

I was trying out the capoeira moves on the Getcapofit site, now my thighs and arse hurt like a motherf*****... and after attempting a few cartwheels, my back is ready to break. God, fat means fat not to mention totally unflexible hahaha! BUT, I'm still going to take it up! I just wanted to get the michellinman body into some rhytm before making a fool of myself... I want to prove to those non believers out there that fat people can do it too. BTW, I'm officially fat as I have reache my 61kilo mark. Let me go jump down now...

On a lighter note, Eddy's going to get his Nissan 350Z next week. Pukefest for all super low cars! It's a terror for me, too small and too low, gonna get motion sickness.. Don't get me wrong, it's a awezome car.. Awezome with a Z like Chris said once haha, it looks great, feels great and its really quite cool.

Capoeira capoeira!

Virtual capoeira

Getcapofit I fooled around a little in this site, wah lau, I must be really out of shape cos my thighs are killing me now.....!!

Whoopee I need to lose some weigh first before I can take it up. Don't think I can even jump with all the excess baggage I have on me! Wish me luck after Chinese New Year! Can't wait to learn!

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if little girls can do it so can i!


looks so good esp the girl


roda


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giving me the drive to learn! except I nv knew how to somersault before!

Heads will roll

Guess the same thing happens after something is cleared.. How long can a parcel take to reach someone else in Belgium? 1 month? After checking with Singpost, I had to wait for them to get back to me. Gonna kill people now, I'm furious. Apparently, it;s been despatched to Brussles on the 8th already so the problem must lie there!